It's not like we've never done these things before, but...
Fisherman's Wharf on a Saturday is a nightmare for a (semi)local, but sometimes it's fun to pretend that you've never tasted amazing sourdough bread or that the Bush Man is an attraction and not a weirdo prankster hiding behind twigs. It really helps when you find the secret Ghirardelli shop with no line and get a humongous chocolate milkshake too. And, of course, everything gets better with a view of the Golden Gate. Ahhh...